Who is Kahlil?

“Before you can break the rules, you must learn the rules.”
-often used quote online

“My biggest influences in art are Kahlil Gibran, Andy Kauffman, and Banksy.”
-KGS

Kahlil is a writer and philosopher who has spent most of his life in college studying life. After reflection on all he had learned, he decided to spend time doing the thing he loves most, and writing. Twenty years in universities taking whatever classes he wanted and access to many minds to mold his own, his unique autistic, bi-polar, and aphantasia create an outlook on life that is far, far from the neurotypical mind.

Kahlil once wanted the power over a weapon in his travels, the best weapon. After research about chants to who gave power over weapons, he found that Shiva was one to entreat such pleas. So, he stood on one leg and chanted to Shiva a sacred chant 108 times when he woke. On the other foot he would repeat the chant 108 times at night. He did this for a day, a week, a month, a few months, then a year. After more than a year, he was in conversation and without thinking lashed out with this weapon and destroyed a beloved relationship. In the moment he realized Shiva had given him what he wanted, and it made him realize how foolish his desire was.

The weapon Kahlil prayed for can destroy countries, topple dictators, move people, hurt the soul, kill the mind, break the will, and even distort reality. The weapon he prayed for power with was words, the purest expression of budhi in the material world.

Kahlil writes absurd things, unusual things, interesting things, and sometimes things doesn’t believe. Just write whatever comes to his mind, and the books range from a book about a vampire fighting a morbidly obese clown vampire to a book where he thought up a lanugage model over several years of thinking and just threw it on Amazon, like most my stuff.

He tried to write shorter things, because he’s noticed that with the proliferation of cell phones and social media attention spans are far shorter than they once were. As such, his books are mostly designed to be read in a single sitting.